Latest Tweets:

du4ne:

no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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parasiticteddybear:

when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with

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ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via stop)

iamvishnu:

when people don’t shut up about being drunk

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shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

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